im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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