went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
