Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
