I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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