I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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