There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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