she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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