Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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