I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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