I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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