I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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