You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
