so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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