I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
it's like heaven, but drunker
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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