im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I think my fart just growled at me.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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