Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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