Where is the hickey?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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