that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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