I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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Oh Jesus.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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