I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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