ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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