as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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