on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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