Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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