U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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