if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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