Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Randomize
