Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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