what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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