Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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