Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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