dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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