i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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