I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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