pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Houston, we have a blender
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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