I saw his package. It spoke to me.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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