Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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