i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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