i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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