Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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