I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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