hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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