He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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