I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
