Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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