did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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