Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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