Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
try to milk me bitch
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