trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
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