I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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