I like my sex mixed with concussions.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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