Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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