Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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