lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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