I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I want a musical about memes.
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